Spank Monkey Heaven

Hello Spankers!

Happy “Hump Day!”  As usual, I’ve been combing the web for new, free top quality galleries for your enjoyment.  Today we have little bit of everything — a couple of white girls, a few Latina girls and an Asian.  Check out barely legal Jaclyn from “Casting Couch Teens.”  I wonder if Jaclyn’s mother knows what she doing?

Casting Couch Teens – Jaclyn Case – Movie 382, Casting Couch Teens, Busty brunette teen fucked in cow girl style on the couch, Movie, 12/12/2007, Teens/18 Plus

Horny Spanish Flies – Elena Heirness & Cassandra Cruz – Image 357, Horny Spanish Flies, A pair of horny Spanish chicks get their pussies nailed hard, Picture, 12/12/2007, Latin

Horny Spanish Flies – Elena Heirness & Cassandra Cruz – Movie 325, Horny Spanish Flies, Two horny Spanish chicks simultaneously sucking one big fat cock, Movie, 12/12/2007, Latin

Horny Spanish Flies – Janae Kae – Image 358, Horny Spanish Flies, Long haired horny Spanish beaver sucks a cock, Picture, 12/12/2007, Latin

Horny Spanish Flies – Vanity Crystal – Movie 324, Horny Spanish Flies, Movie, 12/11/2007, Latin

Mr. Chews Asian Beaver – Anna Lee – Movie 348, Mr Chews Asian Beaver, Asian beaver sent by Mr. Chew gets a nasty and sticky facial, Movie, 12/12/2007, Asian

XXX Proposal – Austin Kincaid – Movie 278, XXX Proposal, Brunette with big tits gets fucked like a xxx star, Movie, 12/12/2007, Amateur

If you are in the mood to purchase adult DVDs, let me pass on this good deal.  Wanted List recently announced free shipping on all purchases in December (UPS Ground or First Class Mail).  That’s a good chance to stock up on some titles for your collection and save a few bucks at the same time!

I’ll leave you today with these appropriate parting words from Woody Allen:

“Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love.”

– Spank Monkey #01

Welcome to Spank Monkey Heaven!

I hope you are not saying, WTF is a “Spank Monkey” … if so, you might not even be in the right place. For the record, this site has nothing much to do with monkeys. Once in a while, it may have something to do with spanking, but that’s not the emphasis either.

Here’s a good definition of the phrase courtesy of one of my favorite resources, Urban Dictionary. Urban Dictionary can help you sound cool and hip even when you are far past your prime. Useful for impressing younger chicks! They love it and are amazed when you more colorful phrases than they do. Anyway, getting back to the definition of “Spank Monkey”:

“Someone who’s life has been consumed by Internet porn, and they spend all their time beating off in front of the computer.” e.g. Tommy turned into a spank monkey when his family got high speed internet service.

Get it now? Check back often for all the latest free, top quality porn galleries and more on the net. And don’t be shy if you have suggestions or comments. Tell me what’s on your mind.

Spank Monkey #01